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Friends' Sites
Tiny Paws Dog Rescue: Jen's new dog rescue. Please check them out and support where you can. Thanks :)
Laural Art: My twin cousin Allison & Lauren Knight's site dedicated to their artwork. Amazing stuff.... I didn't know pencil could do that!!!
Gnubie.Net: My buddy Ron@tron's web site. As of this writing (aug 2006), is off to New Zealand. Hopefully friends can keep track of how his adventures are going. Hope he has an awesome trip! Look forward to photos :)
Dave & Cheralin's Vacation Photos. Great pics of Punta Cana!
www.lukaschuk.com: Shawn Lukaschuk's site. For those of you who don't know who he is, go to his site. And for those of you who've watched robgirard.com since its birth will already know who he is from my trips to Manitoba.
Kyle Blake's site: Kyle used to work for us out at Vancouver branch. His site is always good for a laugh with the wacky stuff he posts!
Jamie's Blog: My buddy Jamie's blog. Politically informative... well, biased if nothing else.... he really seems to be into "human rights" and stuff. Definately an eye opener! :)
Anthony Fejes' Site: I worked with Anthony when I first started at LG. It's a great site with great pictures, and updated almost daily. Worth checking out!
Forbes Hobbies:Sonya, a friend from work, opened up this new hobby store in Cambridge with her husband. Be sure to check them out for all your RC hobby needs!
Class Sites - Maybe more for my own bookmarking, but these are related to classes I took or am taking
Tonymakepeace.ca: My profs site for my "Introduction to Digital Imaging class (PHOT 9020)
Online Shopping Sites
Adorama.com: Buy photo stuff here. I picked up an underwater camera case from here.... it was the only site I could find that had it AND shipped to Canada.
TigerDirect.ca: Looking for computers? Peripherals? Digital anything? Formerly Misco, they now have some of the best prices of I've seen for all things computer
Factory Direct: Great deals on computer stuff. Go for the specials... some are unbeatable!
ThinkGeek.com: Want to buy me a present? Anything from here will do. Reminder: My Birthday's Sept. 8th :)
Tools & Utility Sites
Hamachi: Multi-site VPN's made easy! Need a network? Done! Very cool technology.... check it out!
Intellicast.com: Probably the best weather map I've seen. Very accurate and very fast! Add this to your bookmarks for sure!
DOOM Process Manager: This is AWESOME! Use the classic DOOM game as your process manager.... and the PID's are the enemy! Hunting spyware has never been so fun! Watchdog processes? Bring 'em on!!!
Bug Me Not: Firefox Extension: Do you use Firefox? I love it! I really love all the extensions for it. And to add to my favs, here is the bugmenot addin. You know those annoying sites that want you to sign up, like the NYtimes.com ? Skip it with the click of a button!
Remote Central: This site is the best resource for remote controls! I have a Philips Pronto TSU2000 and this site was so helpful with lots of files & designs to download, as well as help
Digg.com: My buddy Shawn recently sent me this site (june 2005). It's awesome! A great way to read up on the lastest in many technologies!
Electronics Lab: A great resource for all electronics enthusiasts!
How to Read Barcodes: Very useful for the cashier when the scanner's out! Or for reading peoples' tattoos :)
Google Cheat Sheet: A handy list of operators to use in your google searches.
Photo Mosaic Generator: Create your own digital mosaics! Very cool!
Google Maps (Beta: The coolest Map site I've seen to date. Although still in Beta, this thing's impressive!!!
Hushmail.com: Free encrypted email! Get yours today! Mine is sleeman@hush.com. Send your plans to take over the world there :)
Google Desktop Search: A great tool for your local computer. WARNING: DO NOT USE ON A SHARED COMPUTER UNLESS YOU WANT ALL INFO SHARED WITH ALL USERS (ie. emails, Instant Messenger, files, etc).
Phrase Finder: Ever wonder where a phrase originated? Here's the site to tell you, with over 2000 expained phrases!
Urban Dictionary: What did he just say?!?! Not sure of today's latest words & phrases? Look them up here!
DIY Resources: A great list of resources for all your do-it-yourself needs!
Game Rankings: An awesome site for the scoop on games. It combines all the gaming sites' scores and averages them out for an unbiased overall score
SiteDigger: An awesome tool for finding out if your site has any security exposure to the most common Google hacks. You'll need a Google Web API license key for this, if you don't already have one. This tool's worth it!
Zip Code Map: Graphically find any zip code! This is really cool.... it must have taken hours to code!
Guardster.com: Slow, but FREE anonymous web surfing! Now you can enjoy your pr0n @ work!
City Data: Moving to a US city? Here's a great place to get some stats on all the American cities.
Image and Footage Library: A random stranger asked me to include this link for royalt-free stock photography. I figure I'd post it as it may be useful to some of you
eMachineShop: Now the amateur can create is creations without spending $1,000's on the tools to do it. Custom order your own CAD specs! The software is free! This will empower brillian minds everywhere! Pass this link on to all who might be interested...
Pad 2 Pad: Custom PCB's! Have plans for some electronics but not the boards? Not anymore! Very similar to eMachineShop... an must for any sparky!
Hyper Dictionary: This is a great reference! I especially like the dream dictionary! Nice touch!
Bug Me Not!: Don't want to give up demographic info on a site? Or are you just too lazy to plug it all in? Sites like nytimes.com make you to view their content. Bypass them with this site!
Wikipedia: A free encylopedia.
Fake Name Generator: The random name generator uses data from the US Census to generate male and female names. Use it for screenplays, fake id's, car rentals, pick-up lines etc
RSS Reader: RSS is "Rich Site Summary". It's another way to get info on the Internet. A must download!!! I love it! See the RSS Feeds section for the useful XML links I use
Universal Packing List: A must for any traveller. Whether you've circled the globe or just getting started, there's some tips on here everyone can use.
Better Business Bureau: Don't get scammed! Check out companies here before making that online purchase. Have you been scammed? Maybe they can help...
Spyware Guide: A great resource documenting all the scum that the world of marketting insists on planting on your machine, tracking your habits. Tsk tsk
Grow-a-Brain: A huge list of links on lots of tops. An awesome resource if you've got an inquisitive mind.
Digital Photo Review: This site is an amazing resources for digital photography. Whether you want to get into it, looking for a new camera or just want to know more about your own camera, this site is great!
Outlook Tips: How well do you know Outlook? Test yourself here and view the tips in the answers
Epinions.com: Do your research before buying things... here's a site that's a good start to see other peoples' reviews. You can also compare prices which is handy!
AllExperts.com: Got a question? Want to someone who's a master on the topic? For free? Here's a great start!
Free Long Distance!: No joke! Labatt Blue is giving away long distance calls!
Satire Search: Searches satire sites to find the satires of anything you want. I tried "Toronto Maple Leafs". Too easy... :)
Percominnovations.com: Not only my provider, but they could be yours! Contact me for more info and get your domain name up and running today!
Dream Analyzer: Ever wonder what your dreams mean? This site will tell you. It's really useful to me since I get a LOT of weird ones!
Web Album Generator: My new favorite way to get pics up to the web! Fast, easy, and FREE!
HotSheet.com: A great one page resource of resources! Looking for something? Look here!
Binary Conversion: An ASCII to Binary conversion (and vice versa) tool. Peferct for when someone sends you email in binary to be sneaky. Feel free to send me one... (which will give me proof people read this:)
Netlingo: A great way to find that acronym you've never seen before and can't quite figure out. Keep this handy for the chat rooms...
Anfyteam.com: I'm not sure how I stubbled across this site, but they got a really wicked product called Anfy. You can make some pretty impressive effects for your site. I haven't used it yet, but the demos rock! I especially like the 3D wheel menu... don't be surprised if I end up with one on my site. OK, be surprised :)
HTML Scrambler: Similar to the email scrambler, this will scramble your entire page. If you've created some great code and want to protect, this site's for you. It's relatively easy to decrypt, but it'll stop the novices who need to steal your code
Blogger.com: Refer to 02.13.02's post again for some background on this
Email Scrambler: Read 02.13.02's posting for more info
www.yoursightyourway.com: A great low cost solution to getting your business a web presence. For the speed and price, I can't recommend a better sight!
IT Sites
Technet's Canadian IT Pro Blog: This is a great site to see what the Technet Canadian IT Pro group is up to. Events are always posted here if you're looking to geek out.
The Vision Station: Not sure where to put this, I put it under IT Sites since this really appeals to us geeks. Can someone PLEASE get me one of these.... ?
PGP Global Directory: Want to write encrypted communications to someone you know? Don't have their key? This might help.... be sure to publish yours! If you want me to add a signature to yours to verify it's really you, send me a signed email to the email address that appears for me in the Global Directory.
SysInternals' Blog: Blogged by Mark Russinovich, a man I'm quickly turning to as a role model IT guy. He spoke at the Canadian IT Pro Community Summit (04.26.2005) and I was really impressed!
Rick Claus' Blog: Rick Spoke at the Canadian IT Pro Community Summit (04.26.2005). Quite the blog he's got to give you some insight into the Technet world.
Toronto Windows Server User Group: A group of people I can identify with. Looking into membership at time of writing.... with great aspirations to be part of a great group. That's the plan.
IP Address Locator: Locate the geographical location of an IP address.
XP Power Toys: These are great enhancements to Windows XP. I really recommend Task Switcher. It's an enhancement to ALT + TAB function. I also recommend Tweak UI!
OSSTMM: Open Source Security Testing Methodology Manual.
The Metaspoit Project: The Metasploit Framework is an advanced open-source platform for developing, testing, and using exploit code.
Top 75 Security Tools: A great suite of tools for the IT pro. Lists free & not-so free tools.
Rate My Network: Submissions of peoples' networks. Ranging from amazing to pretty lame. Worth a look if you're into networking
Default Pw's: A great complilation of default l/p's for access points and routers
Exploit Search: Although still in Beta at the time of adding this link (08/23/04), it looks like it's going to be a script-kiddie gold mine. Until SP2 cleans everything up that is.... yeah right! lol
KILLER Components: Or is that component killers? Video card pissing you off? Networking won't communicate? Nuke it!
Win2K Source Comments: Any programmer can appreciate the humour in this :) But not just programmers...
Wireless Tools: A great resource for all kinds of wireless tools.
XP Tips: More tips for Windows XP
Bart's Preinstalled Environment: Ever want a bootable windows environment? Like Knoppix gives you linux, Bart gives us Windows!
23 ways to make XP faster: There's some good tips here. And all this without buying a 3rd party defragger. Sure... just buy a new hard drive w/ more cache :)
Internet Storm Center: It's like a weather forecast of the Internet. Unfortunately there are a lot more hurricanes on the internet then on Earth!
RSS Feeds (NEW!) - Use with an RSS Reader
Hack-a-day: I recently found this one and it's one of my favorites. Enjoy!
RSS Reader: You'll need this or another reader for all the links in this section.
Bugtraq @ Insecure.org
Firewall-Wizards @ Insecure.org
Microsoft @ Insecure.org
nmap-hackers @ Insecure.org
security-basics @ Insecure.org
vulnwatch @ Insecure.org
CERT
Slashdot
Microsoft Watch
Extreme Tech
Win2K News
The Register
Sites of Interest
Facebook me!: My Facebook profile. This site is a great site for finding people. If you're not on it, get on it. The more people on it, the better it gets.
City Place Toronto: A hilarious site devoted to the short-comings to City Place, the condo Jen and I are renting in until our new place is built (Nov, 2005 - Dec, 2007 est.). Getting service here is a nightmare, but we like our condo... whether or not everything is working.
Beach List: Check out the beautiful beaches in the world. I found this site when the creator asked if he could use one of my photos. Check out the pic of "Surfer's Paradise, Australia"... that's mine :) TONS of other great beaches... a great resource!
Swarm the dot com: This site is pretty wild! It's a web of links, offering previews of all the pages on the web. This thing can eat a lot of bandwidth, so be warned....
Rio De Janeiro: Virtual Tour of Rio.... really well done!
What Would Tyler Durden Do?: The name alone makes this site kick ass! Read up gossip and click his links. Lots of good stuff!
American History: An interesting timeline of USA's 162 interventions. Where & when will it end?
Google Labs: See what Google's cooking up. "TRUST GOOGLE" :)
Pen Trix: Want to learn a few moves with your pen? Here's a great how-to!
Birthday Calculator: Find out all the info you didn't know about your birthday
Banned Aid: Join the fight against Bill 132!!! My Ontario includes Pitbulls!
Bill 132: Here's the bill on breed Specific legislation. This CANNOT PASS!!!
Who stole my letters: An online shared magnetic white board. Tons of fun, as long as lots of others are on it :)
Google Sight Seeing: A collection of cool finds using the satellite technology now built into Google Maps. Absolutely wicked! Be sure to check out Area 51 :)
Melon Art: Yes, you read it right.... beautful art melons. No, not the kind you were thinking... water melons
Tsunami Before & After Pics: Satellite imagery of the damage caused by the Tsunami (december 2004)
Jeff Rense Program: Ufo's & Current affairs..... see the links about 1/4 the way down the page. Most recent stories are at the top.
Digital Camera Tips: Over 400 tips to enhance your digital photography skills!
Get Relaxed!: Stressed? Relax to the soothing sounds of a fire, waves, a jungle or many more! It's a gimmick, but it's free... and it might just be for you! :)
Big-Boys.com: Not like it sounds! A collection of cool videos & stuff. Enjoy!
Gizoogle: It's google shizzolated. Pretty funny! Double-dizzle funny!
Top 100 Toys: A blast from the past! Top toys from the 70s till now (late 2004)
The Infinite Cat Project: This idea is great! A picture in a picture in a picture.... you get the picture. Hopefully Sleeman, my kitty cat, will be #459... atleast that's where I've submitted his pic.
The Human Clock: This is pretty cool! Worth checking out!!!! Hell, you might as well submit a pic or two :)
Dilbert's Ultimate Home: I am Jack's raging envy. What a great home!!!
Spanish in the World : Someone sent me this link- Learn Spanish where it is spoken. Spanish Schools in Spain and Latin America. Also offer free services for Spanish learners.
I-Neighbours: This is my neighbourhood.... so far I'm the only one in it... but that will change! Find yours today! It's not there? Get it started!
Sci-Fi Space Ships: A graphical comparison of all your favorite sci-fi ships.... to scale!!! Really well done!!!!
Hospitality Club: 25.000+ members in 160+ countries, free membership, non-commercial. Someone sent me this link after seeing the couchsurfing link below. This site looks to be a great travel resource for those on a budget! Thanks for the link Alex!
Top 25 censored stories of 2004: It's scary how much is hidden from the public!!!
LED Apartment:The first apartment lit solely by LED's.... Energy efficiency never looked so good!
2 Photos: There are 8 differences in these 2 photos. Can you spot them?
HUGE Lego Church!: This is the biggest, most detailed Lego construction I've ever seen! Lego doesn't usually impress me... but this is amazing!
Gizmodo.com: Are you a gadget freak like me? This is the site for you!
Kick ass cool Robot!: This robot is amazing! And at a mere $1600, I think if I win the lottery, I'll program an army of them to do my bidding! Booowaaaaa!
Amazing car crash!: Here's a video clip taken from a traffic cam. I can't believe this guy survived!!! Amazing!
CouchSurfing.com: Want to travel on the cheap? Help out a fellow traveler? This site rocks!!!!
Bitterwaitress.com: This site almost belongs under Humour instead. Interesting celebrity gossip... told by the waiters and waitresses who've served them. Btw, Bill Gates is a huge tipper!
Full Screen Panaramas: These panaramas are spectacular! I especially like the emmersive diving ones!
Kurt Cobain Files: Kurt Cobain's files... 10 year anniversary of his suicide. What a shame... :(
Sickest Audio Setup... EVER!: Call me jealous and colour me with envy! WOW!!!!
Contovery over Games: Welcome to my world! These are the games I grew up loving! :) Very interesting!
Lighter Tricks: This site rocks! Learn tons of Zippo tricks! Almost worth taking up smoking again.... :)
Vampires!: Come and play! You know you want to :)
Build the Gates Estate!: Out of paper! Just print, cut, fold & glue!
ATM Fraud Warning!!!: This one is very real! I'm not sure what category it belongs to, but I guess this closely matches my intersests... from a tech point of view that is!
Molecular Expressions: Exploring the world of optics & microscopy. Be sure to check out the gallery!
Gender Genie: Gender Genie : Analyze a block of text to determine the gender of the writer. I submitted 6 entries from my site and they all came up male. Now, to test it with some female-written text....
Australian Spiders: There's a picture I took here! It's the white huntsman spider on a green wall. Quite possible the biggest on there :) Nasty!!!
Word Origins: Ever wonder where a word came from?
The Ladder Theory: This one almost made it's way to the humour section, but I think it more appropriately belongs here. Or should it go under Tools? :)
XBox Addict: This is probably my favorite XBox site for reviews, updates, and general Xbox news. If you've got an XBox, check it out!
Psychic Reader!:Wow... my computer's a psychic!
Optical Illusions: These kick ass! Warning: may be strenuous on your eyes after prolonged viewing. Enjoy!
Geek Tattoos: A assortment of geek tattoos at BMEzine. Mine's in there... can you find it? :)
PROTECT YOUR FREEDOM!: The FTAA is threatening jail time to p2p users (sharing MP3's). Sign the petition! I'm proudly there, number 185
Space Wanter A cool pictorial round trip into space. The trip takes 12 mintes to watch....
Bio Motion Lab: A cool look at characteristics of the way we walk.
Protect your privacy: A great set of 10 steps everyone can take to protect themselves online.
Project Censored: The news THEY don't want you to read.
Crazy Fads: Explore the various fads throughout the years.
Daily NASA Photos: Some awesome pictures, courtesy of NASA
Traffic Jam Simulator: Ever wonder why there are always traffic jams? This simulator should clear things up for you.
ACII Art: Some people have way too much time on their hands. Some pretty impressive art none-the-less in its own right.
The Covers Project: Not quite sure how I stumbled across this... a google search for the original of a tune probably. Anyway, it's got all the songs that others cover and everything is cross-linked and relational. It's great!
OLGA.NET: This is the Online Guitar Archive. Great for any guitarist looking for tab. Great for anyone just for lyrics as well. I've been taking advantage of these guys before they had a site and it was all newsgroups.
Armageddon Online: Are you paranoid like me? Is the world coming to an end? How will it end?
Beer Stumbling: Here are a few theories about why we stumble when we're drunk. After you've read it, I've got my own theory. Click here
New Honda Ad: Here's Honda's new Ad. This took over 600 tries to get right! It's really quite impressive. Warning: it's 4 MB and takes a while to load!
Virtual Apartments: Get yours today! Or simply have a peak at others. It's an interesting project...
What movie am I?: This site amazes me that it has always come up with the movie or tv show I was thinking of... sooner or later...
Google-watch: Personally I love Google, however this site thinks I should think otherwise. Worth a read. Hmmm... I wonder if I'll still show up on Google after posting this? :)
Linky Dinky's Links: A site full of links to weird and obscure corners of the Net
The Way Back Machine: Ever wonder what a site looked like last year? Check it out here... it's great for finding info that was "pulled" unwillingly off the net :)
Photo Shop Contest: This site is great! There are so many creative people out there!!!
The Ultimate Easter Egg Site: This site has easter eggs (hidden features) for everything. Is there more in your games and on your DVD's then you thought? What about in Windows? Check it out!
Open Eye Festival: A former May 2-4 event, moving to a June near you! Hope to see you there!
Guide to Sleeping in Airports: Travelling on the cheap? Let this be your guide!
Star Wars Origami!: Yes, directions to making paper Star Wars vehicles and stuff. Perfect rainy day material!
FilmWise.com: This is a great site for any movie buff. Play their weekly invisible movie trivia. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
Bored.com: Here's a great site I came across. All kinds of fun stuff to do when you're bored :)
The Colour Test: Do your right and left brain work together? Take this 30 second test and see!
Language Exchange: Want to brush up on a 2nd or 3rd language? Maybe learn a new one? Here's a great place to start.
Time Travel Fund: Want to look into the future? Not only look, but time travel 500 or 1000 years from now? This is for you!
Jargoogle: This isn't quite a utility site... but it does should a handy way to have google search just your site. Unfortunately, you have to somehow get google crawling your site. I'm still working on that part... As a bonus, this page is also linked to the original and new "Jargon" page.... internet lore...
The World's Smallest Website: This one is self-explanatory. If you've got your resolution cranked up to 1600 x 1200, it's REALLY tiny!!!
Texas Final Meals: This one's almost disturbing. The state of Texas has actually posted the last meals of people they've executioned!
LifeTips: Because everyone could use a few tips to get through life.
Zefrank.com: This site's pretty cool. I don't know who this guy is, but he's got some funny, creative stuff posted. Be sure to click on "predate" on the side. It's worth a laugh :)
Insanity Test: Take the test... I really think we're all insane... that is if this test has any merit. Trust me... take a minute to check it out... it'll be over in less than that.
SURFACE.YUGOP.COM: Some very interesting web effects on here! Worth a look.... to say the least!
CIA World Fact Book: Run by the CIA, this has info on every country. Take a look...
LockerGnome.com: Sign up for lockergnome's daily email, full of interesting sites, programs, and tech tips. And yes, I am listed on their cam page :)
Humourous Sites
Don't do drugs: A funny anti-drugs video.... you gotta see it to get it :)
The Singhsons: The simpsons go to India....
Funny Pics: A whole whack of hilarious pics. Navigate with the NEXT and PREVIOUS buttons at the top.
The Onion: Year 2056:A glimpse into the future through the eyes of my favorite satire sites, The Onion.
Liquid Generation: Lots of funny stuff poking at today's celebrities. Be sure to check out my fave... Whoose Boobs!
Neurotically Yours Cartoon: Tech Support: This cartoon is WAY too funny!!!!
Build a better Bush: Pretty much self-explanatory.... worth a chuckle :)
Babelizer: Lost in translation! This site takes a sentence and translates it to and from English. What you end up with is something wacky! "You'll never knows this qu'obtiennent"
Homer Simpson Quotes: Random quotes from the man himself... Homer J Simpson. Bookmark this for a quick cheer-up!
Annoying Mouse Cursor: Annoy this guy with your mouse cursor... good for a chuckle.
The Chronicles of George: A very funny site (if not mean) chronicling a bumbling guy named George. I think I know a few Georges.... :)
Papernapkin: This one almost went under Tools & Utilities. It's a hilarious site setup so you can give someone a fake email address, presumably at the bar, and it will fire off a rejection letter. If their email is cheezy enough, they'll post it! Be sure to see the emails they've received! Hilarious!!! I think this "service" is more useful to women then men, but both should find it really funny!
Contractopoly: Get in for your contracts in Iraq! :)
Archive of Misheard Lyrics: Ever sing a song and find out you have the lyrics all wrong? You're not alone!
Carpal Tunnel Accelerator: Want to fit in with the carpal tunnel suffers? Don't have enough time to do it? Try this accelerator!
Subservient Chicken:Finally, a chicken that will do what I want it to! Just what I always needed...
Best page in the universe: OK... this page is toooo funny! If you haven't seen them before, make sure you check out the "Childrens' artwork" section! I laugh everytime I think of it! Vrrrrooooooom!!! F
Star-Schmucks: Ahhh... so that's how you order a medium at Starbucks!
56K Modem: Sick of your quiet broadband connection? This will bring you back to the (not so) good 'ol days!
Celebrity Soundboards: Be your own Howard Stern !!! Make some fun prank calls!
Atom Films: Enjoy Instant Entertainment!
Dubya Action Figure: That's right! Your very own George Dubya action figure :) Make him lie! Change is clothes!
Screen Cleaner: This one's for the guys. Use the cursor to clean your screen :)
Hypnosis for Men: Are you a guy? Try out this hypnosis! Don't try this if you have to be anywhere soon.... :)
The Burger King Song: A hilarious MP3! Crank your sound and have a good laugh :)
Church Sign Generator: Here's a real fun one! This could go under Tools & Utilities I guess...
Side Talkin': Absolutely hilarious! A must see!
Drink-o-Meter: How many Ferraris have you drank away? :)
The Orgasmic Calculator: Math has never been so fun! You'll need sound for this one :)
Excuse Generator: Let this puppy get you out of all kinds of situations :) Thanks Bud Light!
Red vs Blue: A funny Ad for PDC '03 (Professional Developer's Conference). Halo rocks!
Stealth Disco: This is just plain funny. Check it out!
Extreme Ironing: Craziness! I'm not sure how I can top this... but I'm sure there's some way I can make it onto here :) Any suggestions?
Teddy Guy: Warning: May offend some viewers. See what wacky things Teddy Guy will say :)
Ping Pong- Matrix Style!: Here's a wicked video clip of some japanese people simulating ping pong. Very cool! Must be off some wacky game show. Notice the page name is kin10.htm? Try changing that to other numbers :)
Internet Bumper Stickers: Tons of bumper stickers... and for free! Print 'em and stick 'em!
Star Wars Kid: You may have seen the original "Star Wars Kid", and maybe the Matrix version. Well, I think people have taken it WAY too far... hilarious!
Dolphin Stress Test: Take this short test to see if you're too stressed.
The World's Dullest Blog: Yes... even duller then mine! I don't know why I find this site funny, I guess it's geared to my sense of humour :)
The Real Hussein": Cheezy... but funny enough none-the-less.
Farm Sluts: Not what you think. It's a short 17 minute film... with no nudity. It's pretty damn funny though, so take a look!
The Economists: Plot your chart and find out how the economists feel about it.
Internet Help Desk Video: This video clip cracks me up. It's a little long, but worth watching. I've had a few calls like this... I can really relate :)
ABC Song: It's the ABC song... much better then you've ever heard it before :)
Dialectizer: This one's hilarious! It'll rewrite any site you want into a number of different dialects. Redneck's a fun one, but there are plenty more! Try it on CNN.com for you latest news, or better yet, robgirard.com
Quizilla: Everyone loves quizzes, right? Well here's a site FULL of them! How much do you like me? What type of drink are you? Are U a freak? You name it, it's here!
Cartoons: This cartoonist's site is great! It's update often, well done, and just plain funny. Most content comes from current media coverage
The mother of all excuses: When you 'dog at your homework' just won't cut it, this site's got one for you :)
Ready.gov: Ever wonder what the signs on ready.gov really mean? I laughed my ass off when I saw this!
Freaky Video: This is just too much! I don't know how they do it! Speaking of tricks.. I should put a video of mine up....
The story of Jack Schitt: The real story about Jack Schitt... quite entertaining with a new flash spin (for those who have read the original).
Catch the carrot: An amusing flash job where a rabbit chases your cursor (which is a carrot). Hours of fun for those of us (I'm definately included!) that are easily amused!
Calculator: A funny calculator to play with. May offend some viewers... and it needs sound. Not too loud if you're at work though :)
Singing Nags: This is great! 4 singing horses... I just can't get enough :) NEW!
Intergalactic Guide to Earth: Just what every alien needed... a guide to our planet (earth... for all my VERY foreign readers)
Games - The Ultimate Online Time Killers
Scorched 3D: Remember that classic "Scorched Earth"? Well, it's back and it's 3D. And you can play online or over LAN. It's a 29 MB download, but it's AWESOME and worth every byte!
Lust or Bust?: This ones a fun afternoon killer :)
The 'Redneck game': Swat flies. Lots of them. Why I was so bored to get to 1516, I don't know. But I wasn't bored enough to go on, as tempting as it was. OCD anyone
The Telescope Game: This one's a clever ad for Dyson vacuums. Whatever... makes for a fun game!
Dodge the Blocks: This one's extremely simple, at least the rules are! I've broken the 20 second barrier a few times... how long can you last?
Paper Toss: This game rocks! Catch the paper, throw it in the garbage. The concept is simple.... and this one's addictive! You've been warned! :)
Plastic Balls: Get your mind out of my gutter! Not those kind! Anyway, check out this highly addictive and fun game! Use the mouse instead of the keys, it's easier.
Yeti Sports: From the ones that brought you Penguin Baseball... here are a few more Yeti games! (VERY ADDICTIVE!)
Virtual Etch-a-sketch: Although maybe this doesn't belong under games, it should bring back some memories. Now shake it! (warning: may not work in some browsers)
Crimson Room: Here's one to drive you nuts! Escape the Crimson Room! Hint: Click on EVERYTHING!
Monkey Lander: Another great game! Very similar to the lunar lander.
Spaced Penguin: An other awesome little game!!!
Gridlock: Test your problem solving skills with this one. Too easy? Check out options and turn on rotation (aka Expert Mode).
Helicopter: I used to love this on my C64... or was it my VIC 20? Of course, it wasn't this fast, but it still rocked!
Stair Pusher: This one is the PERFECT stress reliever! Unfortunately it's a download, not an online one, but it's WORTH it! A little twisted, but it's great!
Rubik's Cube: Of course this classic had to be put on the web. The only problem with this one is you can't change the colour stickers around to win :)
A bunch of shockwave games: Here's a nice collection of games to numb your mind :)
Hunt some savages: This one cracked me up! Don't ask, just play :)
Midway.com: Makers of your favorite games. Click on "Play Classic Games" from the menu. My favorite is Rampage! I can't get enough of that arcade classic!
3D Pong: Another great shockwave site. WARNING: This is an addictive one!
Slotcar Racing: You can even play 2 players!
Mini Golf: Who can't enjoy a round of mini golf.. or two?
Ant War: This is a fun little web based game perfect for wasting time. Build your ant colony and conquer the rest.
Acno's Energizer: Another fun game. These shockwave games really impress me! This one involves a little strategy, so get that hampster up there spinning :)
Hold the Button: How long can you hold the button down for? Click here and find out!
Sites I want Googled
The owners of these sites have asked me to link to them so google can find them and give them a better rating. Ya, since my site is soooo popular on google... :)
Spotlight DanceWorks: Dance into the spotlight! This is my boss' daughter's dance studio. The goal of this link is to assist in searching for Spotlight Dance Works... this should be the first hit. Just like searching for Rob Girard :)